Here’s an answer I enjoyed on Quora. The question: What has a name that also describes what it does.
The answer: The Useless Box.
It’s a box. And it’s useless.
Click through and watch the video. Would you like a Useless Box? Or is it too silly for you? I can’t quite decide. However, if you’d like one, they’re apparently available from Amazon.
I’m filing this under What Will They Think Of Next.