Okay, via Harry Connelly’s blog, this kind of creepy OkCupid profile:
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Beast-Flesh and how often I must consume it to sustain myself.
My love for my fellow humans, whom I would never harm.
Riiight. I’d definitely feel safe messaging this Normal Human. Click through and read the whole thing.
Question: Does this profile count as a story?
I think it does.