I found this at Chuck Wendig’s blog:
Buy armor for cats
Cat jousting tournaments
How to stop armored cats
Cat army how to stop
national guard phone #
— Alone Shark (@AbrasiveGhost) April 26, 2015
I laughed out loud. Really.
Of course Chuck immediately ran a search-term-story challenge. Wow, I am so bad at this kind of thing, it’s ridiculous. It amazes me how many people took up the challenge, so the comment thread is hysterical. Also, I am now familiar with a pop culture reference I’d previously never heard of: lemon party. I don’t recommend you google that, incidentally. I hope I didn’t get a virus on my computer.
I like Pavowki’s entries the best. And Rowan’s.