Because whether you have or not, you will probably enjoy this parody by Sarah Rees Brennen.
BILBO: Hey the Ring makes me able to understand the giant spiders who have kidnapped us! Invisibility cloak & evil language translator, is there anything the ring can’t do? It’s like a naughty pocket knife.
SPIDERS: Dwarf for breakfast, hobbit for second breakfast!
BILBO: Why won’t this magic translator ring turn off!
Many really funny bits, especially if (like me) you can’t take these movies very seriously.